is two hours into the work day. Actually spent doing work as well. #fb

Finally starting to wake up now

watching a pot, waiting for it to boil #fb #pushingpastthemax

feels out of touch. Apparently people still care about football! Crazy! #fb

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Now about that terror attack level everyones talking about - http://bit.ly/4qO9ha

Barrier erected by U2 Berlin gig - http://bit.ly/2XKuCi

http://bit.ly/5AQCX via @TheOnion - Ultra-Realistic Modern Warfare Video Game Offers Engine Repair, Awaiting Orders

Mr Zurkon lives only to kill #ratchet

Every cop/lab person in every CSI is a total dick

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I ran 1534m before hitting a wall and tumbling to my death on my iPhone. http://www.canabalt.com/

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